Tuesday, November 17, 2009

SHE IS NOT A MAN!!!

This is the biggest lie you will ever read. Rumors that Megan is a man? Thats some bull.....read below.


01/09: Fox says 'I'm a tranny, I'm a man' on national TV
In an attempt to come across as self-effacing during a red carpet TV interview at the Golden Globes ceremony on January 11, 2009, a nervous Fox spewed forth the following:

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Yes, she was obviously being sarcastic. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously. But she did say the fateful words.

01/09: Weekly World News: MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
On January 14, 2009 the satirical blog (and erstwhile tabloid) Weekly World News added insult to self-injury by fabricating a backstory to support a literal interpretation of Fox's own unfortunate words:
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
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I repeat: Weekly World News is a satirical website. Read the disclaimer: "Weekly World Newsarticles are drawn from a number of different sources and some are fictitious or satirical. Weekly World News uses invented names in some stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The reader should suspend disbelief for the sake of enjoyment."

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